Humor is the food that helps us to get through each day. Here I hope to allow you to laugh a little and make it to tomorrow because of it.

*Smile* It is the one thing that you can give away and keep at the same time. The more you smile the better you feel. So go ahead, smile!!

Classified Ads - You have to read them to believe them!

Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

Reasons to be happy you are a woman

No fashion faux pas we make could rival the Speedo.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

We know the truth about whether size matters.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

We can hug our friends without wondering if we're gay.

Our boyfriends' clothes look elfin and gorgeous on us --
guys look like complete idiots in ours.

We can get out of a speeding ticket by pouting or crying.

We can be groupies, male groupies are stalkers.

We got off the Titanic first.

Newspaper headlines that really got attention.

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

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